I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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