If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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