i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
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I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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