You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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