If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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