if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
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Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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