Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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