My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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