i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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