Apparently you make a good broom.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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