Walk of Shame. In a state park.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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