I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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