Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
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IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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