Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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