I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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