I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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