Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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