O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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