it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
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I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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