On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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