alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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