absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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