things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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