I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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