do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just had sex on a roof
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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