oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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