Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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