If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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