Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.