Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
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You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in