Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
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You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there