16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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