How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
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