dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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