I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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