I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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