He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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