i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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