what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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