But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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