member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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