no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
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That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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