I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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