do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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