are you still at the devil's house?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Randomize
