at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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