I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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