Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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