My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
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i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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