it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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