why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You are a genius and a whore.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize