we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
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This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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