yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i drank out of a bidet.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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