had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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